The Ragman & Dottie Show

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode XIII - The Lost Boys

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:42:42 +0000

Peanut Butter Boppers & Double Stuffed Oreos present... Sorry for the wait... We're back, Better than ever. You see the Ragman has a problem with thebooger sugar... Yeah, the white stuff... It comes to haunt you at the weirdest times. After a short stint working at an abandoned Peanut Butter Boppers factory turned meth lab, Ragman has been discovered after a coke binge sleeping on the bathroom floor of a Waffle House in Wichita. Dottie just got a coat-hanger abortion and is working the fryer, so it is time for another patty melt & episode of the podcast..... The newest edition of the Ragman and Dottie show is upon us. This week we are reviewing the 1987 "cult-classic" THE LOST BOYS. The best homosexually friendly vampire movie of the 1980's. Directed by Joel Schumacher (the man that put nipples on the "Bat-Suit") the movie stars our favorite coked up Corey's before the heroin, "The Keifer" and a greased up muscle man playing the sax. Sit back relax... Put on your "Born to Shop" girlie tee & take a bubble bath with little Eddie Munster.

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode XII - Labyrinth

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:40:42 +0000

Davie Bowie Codpiece Foundation presents... Yes, the new year is upon us and so is the 1st podcast of 2007. We go back to a time when CGI didn't exist and shitloads of muppets filled our fantasy films. The film is essentially "Wizard of Oz" with muppets for the 80's, with David Bowie, his penis, and a preteen Jennifer Connelly. Sit back relax and stopping staring a Bowie's crotch!!!

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode XI - Santa Claus The Movie

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:38:48 +0000

Just in time for Christmas have a listen to Episode XI: SANTA CLAUS : THE MOVIE.

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode X - Trick or Treat

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:36:03 +0000

Sammi Curr's AIDS Infested Sausage & Patch's PCP Laced Candy Canes presents... The moment you have been waiting for has finally arrived. The special Holiday Spectacular has been unveiled. The much belated Halloween Edition & Christmas Edition are ready for download. In Episode X: TRICK OR TREAT, we review the ultimate 80's heavy metal horror classic.

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode IX - Summer School

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:33:40 +0000

Cool Dude Sunglasses & Murray's Liquor present... The white trash cinema series, is finished for now.... but, It's the end of summer, so it's only fair that we tackle a summer film of sorts. This week the movie in review is 1987's SUMMER SCHOOL. A little film about a gym teacher that is forced to teach English class to juvenile deliquents that look 30 but who are suppose to be 16. Kind of disturbing but a nice afternoon flick, sit back with a couple brews and enjoy. We're doing what can't be done... Mind over Matter...

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode VIII - The Breakfast Club

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:18:18 +0000

Happy Foods & Larry Lester's "Buns" present... Finally... It is here, the review for the ultimate 80's High School film.... THE BREAKFAST CLUB Since, we're in the back to school mode right now, it is timely that review the movie that redefined 80's teen movies or the "brat pack" era. We are also mourning the loss of Mr. Vernon (Paul Gleason) who passed away on May 29th of this year. This show is in tribute to the man that raided Barry Manilow's wardrobe... So please listen and reflect on what made this movie a timeless classic. By a matter of fate 5 students meet in detention at Shermer High School... This movie is a story of a brain... a princess... an athlete... a criminal... and a basketcase..... and some janitor named Carl..... and Mr. Vernon....

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode VII - River's Edge

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:15:17 +0000

What, you think this car runs on God's own methane? In a continuation of the previous weeks, The Ragman & Dottie Show tackles another classic "White Trash Cinema" tale... This week's review is the "white trash/heavy metal classic", "The River's Edge", starring Keanu Reeves & Crispin Glover. Before the Matrix, before Speed, and before Bill & Ted, Keanu Reeves broke onto the big screen playing a role close to his heart... A 80's heavy metal pothead, whose brightest days consisted of drinking a "sixer", smoking dope, & banging Clarissa... Don't you talk about Clarissa. Inspired by a "true-story", River's Edge is an account of alienated teen youth that listen to SLAYER, smoke dope & kill their best friends. You would be driven to murder too if: 1. Your deadbeat step-dad "Jim" is out at the bar everynight and all he ever does is fuck your Mom & eat all the food. 2. Your Mom wants you to buy an "egg" at 2am, and you already smoked all her finest dope. What else are you going to do? If you don't kill someone, you'll end up on the front porch of a one-legged hippie trying to finger fuck his blow-up doll!

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode VI - The Legend of Billie Jean

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:12:08 +0000

C-101 Corpus Christi's Best Radio Station presents... This week the Ragman & Dottie tackle some grade B+ white trash cinema. The wonderful Legend of Billie Jean. Watch Christian Slater ride the Fag Mobile! Sit back, listen, & enjoy! This movie will make you wish that you grew up in a trailer park in Corpus Christi, TX in1985.

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode V - The Last Starfighter / My Science Project

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:07:16 +0000

Greetings Starfighter... Greetings Starfighter you have been chosen to take it in the ass by a creepy reptilian alien named Grigg, who has emphysema! The Ragman & Dottie Show is back and is presented this week by Betty Jo Cosmetics & Starlite, Starbrite Trailer Park... Pure white trash sponsors!! It's been a while but we are continuing "Science Month", with a special DOUBLE FEATURE of two great humorous 80's D-List scifi/adventure classics "The Last Starfighter" & "My Science Preoject", both written by John Beutel! Enjoy the show & next week "The Legend of Billie Jean"!

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode IV - Real Genius

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 06:02:43 +0000

Wanda Trossler's School of Beauty presents... Finally, we are back with a new episode of the Ragman & Dottie Show. This is the first week of "Science Month", we'll be reviewing everyone's favorite 1985 Comedy starring Val Kilmer, REAL GENIUS. Enjoy!

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode III - Karate Kid III

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 05:58:23 +0000

Mr. Miyagi's Little Trees Karate Kid Part III : Mr. Miyagi's Little Trees Synopsis: R-rated sequel set after the events of Karate Kid Part II. Daniel and Miyagi both return home to Los Angeles and Daniel decides to make Miyagi's dreams come true. Daniel spends his whole college fund on opening a store for Miyagi called "Mr. Miyagi's Little Trees" in South Central LA. Meanwhile, Kreese (the cobra kai sensei from part I) has been down and out since the defeat of the Cobra Kai at the All Valley Tournament. Kreese visits the Cobra Kai Dojo owner, Terry Silver (International Drug Runner, Arms Dealer, & Kung Fu Master). Kreese returns the keys from the dojo to Terry. Terry sends Kreese to Tahiti to run his brothel, and to plan Daniel's demise. Terry tells Kreese that the "punk kid" Daniel and the "slope" Miyagi will pay for what they did to Kreese. Terry has an elaborate plan that will get Daniel addicted to crack (like all the former Cobra Kais), and then Daniel will end up begging for drugs. While in South Central LA Daniel meets Mike Barnes (former Cobra Kai Student, Karate Badboy, and coke dealer), Snake, and Dennis. Mike Barnes introduces Daniel to the whole underworld of crack cocaine & high priced hookers. Daniel discovers that he is not the only one hanging out in the coke dens of LA, he finds former Cobra Kai's Johnny, Tommy, Bobby, Dutch, and the crew are there too. Still devastated by their loss and being kicked off the team they turned to drugs. During one of Daniel's drug induced hazes, a letter arrives from Kumiko (Kumiko's dancing dreams have went sour instead of getting that great dancing job in Tokyo she is sent to a brothel in Tahiti). Daniel decides he needs to save Kumiko and needs cash fast, so he decides to become a mule for Terry Silver, Mike Barnes, & the mexican drug cartel. Daniel decides to steal the drugs and sell them for a ton of cash. Mike Barnes & Terry Silver in retaliation gun down Miyagi. Now, Daniel must avenge the death of Miyagi. He teams up with a coked up Johnny and the former Cobra Kais. They fly to Okinawa and train with Sato in ninja and weapon training. Word gets back to Mike Barnes & Terry Silver, that Daniel has teamed with the former Cobra Kais and is on his way to Tahiti to break out Kumiko (unknown to Terry Silver that he has Daniel's Japanese girlfriend working in his brothel!). When Daniel arrives in Tahiti to break out Kumiko. Daniel is suprised to see Kreese, Terry Silver, & Mike Barnes. Then the action begins: huge fight sequences, explosions, machine gun fights, some cool montages as Daniel and the former cobra kais defend their honor, rescue Kumiko, & avenge Miyagi's death..... I wish this was the sequel that was made, but it isn't. Well enjoy the review of the third movie in the Holy Trilogy... Next week a new 80's film review.

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode II - Karate Kid II

Ragman — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 05:52:44 +0000

Miyagi-do Karate! The Ragman here with our second episode, the review of Karate Kid part II. After we finished recording this episode I was so tense that I had to go to a Japanese massage parlor where Kumiko gave me a happy ending. I guess the dancing career didn't work out, but TGIF!! Below is a link to the beginning of a great weekend, part 2 of a 3 part series. Enjoy!

The Ragman & Dottie Show - Episode I - Karate Kid

Ragman — Wed, 30 May 2018 21:15:41 +0000

Ok... guys, girls, and trannies the moment you have been waiting for has arrived. On the inaugural episode we discuss the ultimate 80's classic: THE KARATE KID This episode is part 1 of a 3 part series chronicling Karate Kid Trilogy (fuck the NEXT karate kid with Hilary Swank, it doesn't count). Also, please excuse some of the quality of this podcast, the Ragman was up the night before doing snaps & had a Columbian head-cold the next day when he recorded it. We promise to fix the technical glitches before the next show. Enjoy!